Me: Claire, you obey mommy. Now, who do you obey?
Claire: I obey mommy and I obey daddy.
Claire: I obey God!
Me: (heart melting- thinking- I have to tell Jacob!)
Claire: and I obey Bailey!
Me:... No. You obey Bailey's mommy and daddy. You do NOT obey Bailey.
Claire: (thinks for a second). I obey Rogan!?
Claire is grabbing copious amounts of kleenex from the box.
Jacob: Claire, what are you doing?
Claire: I'm ceanin! (cleaning)
Jacob: We don't clean with kleenexes. Put them back please.
Jacob: Put them back Claire...
Claire:( takes entire wad of kleenex and blows nose on them and shoves them back in box). <